cellobuster:

Whoever invented “open in app” links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

straprat:

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

wildmizz:

bulkhummus:

🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

tried to google search for that post that’s like.. something about squids and it goes “the squirterrrrrrrrr” and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. “the squirter meme” didnt bring it up either

(exhausted and covered in blood) i found it

linguisticparadox:

mens-rights-activia:

undiagnosedmetalrusting:

itscoldinwonderland:

mens-rights-activia:

vfevermillion:

ham-of-war:

buzz-buzz-bitch-its-bee:

mens-rights-activia:

Anemone runs from starfish

Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡

It’s a good song

its one line repeated over and over

amazing

It’s literally not one line repeated over and over lmao educate yourself

https://youtu.be/93wE-2E0b4Q

can’t have shit in the ocean

rattle-my-stars:

kaydeefalls:

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

sensiblereblogifposts:

myothertardisisonthemun:

randomfae:

jewfrogs:

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you’re on fire.

depsidase:

eightdoctor:

eightdoctor:

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

spinach-productions:

ca314159bara:

talonabraxas:

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this

greelin:

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

bloodraven55:

never forget when saruman literally told gandalf “you’ve been smoking too much weed bro”